mclame thompson

vela:

Ha.

Omg I love this

This is from my abnormal psych textbook. So much win.

Last minute Halloween costume: yellow shirt and black duct tape. Voila.

suchisthis:

sydneysilvera:

arrested development referenced network name. i need to get to know my neighbors better.

everytime i see another wifi network named ”gators/g8rs/g8r girls” i lose a little more faith in the residents of gainesville

Only I would forget where I put my coffee and then slam my trunk door on it. Ugh

Sometimes I think I’d rather have nightmares than good dreams, just because waking up from good dreams is such a bitchy slap in the face.

This mild case of pink eye didn’t stop me from winning capture the flag today in Improv. PS, easiest class ever.

Peg, I saw these at a friend’s house and thought of your Mom.

tvquotes:

crabcakes:

“Is it weird that my feelings are hurt that no one’s found any dirt on me yet? Hello? I drove a riding lawnmower through a Nordstrom. There’s video that I took. It’s on the Internet. Nothing.”

• April Ludgate, Parks and Recreation, 2x04 The Practice Date

Note to self: It is not called a Passion Tit Lemonade. And yes, everyone heard you scream it out.

This was intentionally creepy. Did we succeed?

I’m back to 55 hour workweeks with this second job. I would follow that sentence with a “laaaame” but I’m secretly excited to be making more money.