mclame thompson

BRB PISSING MYSELF

I leave for Acapulco, Mexico this Sunday at 7 AM. However, I’m just now realizing that I’m mistakenly scheduled to work Sunday and Monday night. I asked off for these dates more than a month ago, and my boss said it was fine, so really, it’s his fault. However, he sent out the schedules on the 24th and I just now failed to realize his error. So, my fault?

Shifts covered or not, I’m going to Mexico. I just might be unemployed when I get back.

What not to do on a first date #13

Eat very little and drink very little water throughout the day and then faint after getting up from your seat too fast.

I knew something was off when I started losing my vision and, for a split second, thinking about whether I should grab on to something, and then suddenly he’s standing over me asking if I’m okay. I literally asked, “Am I on the floor?” Silly ol’ me. I’m just kind of pissed it wasn’t April 1st, that would have worked in my favor so well.

Bad pun of the day

I was working at Starbucks and dropped a lemon loaf and it landed on my shoe. So I asked my coworkers, like my loafers?

i'm graduating college in 2.5 months

I have finally stopped avoiding/ignoring the whole “what are you going to do after college” dilemma recently. But applying for jobs is super overwhelming, because the question “What do you want to do?” becomes “WHERE do you want to do whatever it is you want it to do?” I’ll see a job listing for a position somewhere, and before I even finish reading the job description, I’m on craigslist looking for 1 bedroom loft apartments in the area (which I inevitably find out I can’t afford) and looking up google directions to the surrounding cities I might want to visit on weekends (another luxury that will never happen). And then, after an hour of literally not applying to any jobs whatsoever, I realize that I still haven’t gotten permission from my resume references, or put together a decent demo reel of my current work, or that the job postings have start dates before I graduate anyway. And then I relax slightly and postpone the job hunt for another month.