My name is Mac. I try to live every week like it’s Shark Week. I like TV and movies. I sound retarded online. ASL: 21/M/Gainesville, FL Tumblr (3.0; @mclame)http://www.mclame.com/<a href="http://www.mclame.com/ask">ask me something...if you want</a>: <p>The only reason I’ve been holding out from doing this is mainly because I’m scared at how little replies I’ll actually get.</p>http://www.mclame.com/post/430910306http://www.mclame.com/post/430910306Sat, 06 Mar 2010 16:34:00 -0500<p>I leave for Acapulco, Mexico this Sunday at 7 AM. However, I’m just now realizing that I’m mistakenly scheduled to work Sunday and Monday night. I asked off for these dates more than a month ago, and my boss said it was fine, so really, it’s his fault. However, he sent out the schedules on the 24th and I just now failed to realize his error. So, my fault?</p> <p>Shifts covered or not, I’m going to Mexico. I just might be unemployed when I get back.</p>http://www.mclame.com/post/429279677http://www.mclame.com/post/429279677Fri, 05 Mar 2010 20:54:28 -0500it'll be worth it<object width="400" height="336"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/Rkk7Y-zOo_g&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/Rkk7Y-zOo_g&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"></embed></object><br/><br/><p>This is how I like putting on my jackets.</p>http://www.mclame.com/post/425338208http://www.mclame.com/post/425338208Wed, 03 Mar 2010 21:39:42 -0500<p>Eat very little and drink very little water throughout the day and then faint after getting up from your seat too fast.</p> <p>I knew something was off when I started losing my vision and, for a split second, thinking about whether I should grab on to something, and then suddenly he’s standing over me asking if I’m okay. I literally asked, “Am I on the floor?” Silly ol’ me. I’m just kind of pissed it wasn’t April 1st, that would have worked in my favor so well.</p>http://www.mclame.com/post/424465535http://www.mclame.com/post/424465535Wed, 03 Mar 2010 12:55:00 -0500<object width="400" height="336"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/sVs-ye658As&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/sVs-ye658As&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"></embed></object><br/><br/><p><a href="http://daveholmes.tumblr.com/post/420387165">daveholmes</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>I don’t care how this sounds: I need to be friends with this girl.</p> </blockquote> <p>I saw her version of Bad Romance. So adorable. Get in my pocket</p>http://www.mclame.com/post/420487491http://www.mclame.com/post/420487491Mon, 01 Mar 2010 16:29:20 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kyito5EczV1qb6sqio1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://stegospikez.tumblr.com/post/416144454/sometimes-my-internship-doesnt-suck-like-when-i">stegospikez</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Sometimes my internship doesn’t suck, like when I almost saw a second killer whale attack yesterday at SeaWorld.</p> </blockquote> <p>Those silly killer whales, always trying to kill.</p>http://www.mclame.com/post/420325841http://www.mclame.com/post/420325841Mon, 01 Mar 2010 14:45:55 -0500<img src="http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kykj6smhIs1qzx8eeo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>I was doing some spring cleaning on my computer and came across this impromptu drawing in my downloads folder that <a href="http://vela.tumblr.com">vela</a> made for me. Aw, gecko.</p>http://www.mclame.com/post/418177082http://www.mclame.com/post/418177082Sun, 28 Feb 2010 15:20:00 -0500<img src="http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kyjfuj0lTK1qzx8eeo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>This movie is suffering from <a href="http://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/drag_me_to_hell/">Drag Me To Hell</a> syndrome. It looks terrible, but it’s actually pretty awesome. Don’t believe the marketing.</p>http://www.mclame.com/post/416994574http://www.mclame.com/post/416994574Sun, 28 Feb 2010 01:11:00 -0500<img src="http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kyhg97f5xf1qzx8eeo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Every once in a while, I get this weird alcohol flush problem when I drink. It only happens every two or three months, but I read on wikipedia that people who get it have a higher chance of getting esophageal cancer. Really? That’s a thing?</p>http://www.mclame.com/post/414651293http://www.mclame.com/post/414651293Fri, 26 Feb 2010 23:24:43 -0500<p>I was working at Starbucks and dropped a lemon loaf and it landed on my shoe. So I asked my coworkers, like my loafers?</p>http://www.mclame.com/post/412633498http://www.mclame.com/post/412633498Thu, 25 Feb 2010 23:50:45 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ky81un7kRJ1qzx8eeo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Spring cleaning.</p>http://www.mclame.com/post/403965263http://www.mclame.com/post/403965263Sun, 21 Feb 2010 21:35:10 -0500<p>I have finally stopped avoiding/ignoring the whole “what are you going to do after college” dilemma recently. But applying for jobs is super overwhelming, because the question “What do you want to do?” becomes “WHERE do you want to do whatever it is you want it to do?” I’ll see a job listing for a position somewhere, and before I even finish reading the job description, I’m on craigslist looking for 1 bedroom loft apartments in the area (which I inevitably find out I can’t afford) and looking up google directions to the surrounding cities I might want to visit on weekends (another luxury that will never happen). And then, after an hour of literally not applying to any jobs whatsoever, I realize that I still haven’t gotten permission from my resume references, or put together a decent demo reel of my current work, or that the job postings have start dates before I graduate anyway. And then I relax slightly and postpone the job hunt for another month.</p>http://www.mclame.com/post/403172190http://www.mclame.com/post/403172190Sun, 21 Feb 2010 14:48:00 -0500<img src="http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ky5rqc5tID1qzx8eeo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>My friend got connected with Disney bitches on chatroulette!</p>http://www.mclame.com/post/401118668http://www.mclame.com/post/401118668Sat, 20 Feb 2010 16:01:00 -0500tits!<img src="http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ky0i0eBj6z1qzx8eeo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>I had tacos at a friend’s house last week and this was on their bathroom mirror. I like that it’s different from positive self-affirmations written on sticky notes. It’s just Jillian Michaels fucking yelling at you to stop being a fatass.</p>http://www.mclame.com/post/395595307http://www.mclame.com/post/395595307Wed, 17 Feb 2010 19:43:09 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kxzzg43a5O1qzx8eeo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Olivia Newton Jetson wants you to get physical!</p>http://www.mclame.com/post/394991265http://www.mclame.com/post/394991265Wed, 17 Feb 2010 13:02:05 -0500<embed type="application/x-shockwave-flash" src="http://www.mclame.com/swf/audio_player.swf?audio_file=http://www.tumblr.com/audio_file/391056148/tumblr_kxw8nyzRqx1qzx8ee&color=FFFFFF" height="27" width="207" quality="best"></embed><br/><br/><p>No I will not be using this, this sounds awful. Google voice it is.</p>http://www.mclame.com/post/391056148http://www.mclame.com/post/391056148Mon, 15 Feb 2010 12:31:00 -0500<img src="http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kxvbxrDW7Z1qzx8eeo1_400.png"/><br/><br/><p>I don’t mean to geek out over here, but I downloaded the coolest app yesterday: The Sleep Cycle Alarm Clock. You run it and put your iPhone facedown on your mattress next to you while you sleep and records your movements using the accelerometer inside it. After a few nights it’s able to gauge your sleep cycles, so then you can set the alarm to wake you up the next morning when you’re in the lightest stage of sleep. Basically it eliminates that grogginess you sometimes feel even when you’ve gotten a full 8 hours or more of sleep. I admit, I first called bullshit and figured it was like one of those stupid and pointless novelty apps, but this shit works. Plus, I remember seeing some fancy-schmancy expensive sensor-wristwatch online a few years ago that could do the same thing, so the fact that I only paid 99 cents on this is awesome. So…suck on that, Internet.</p> <p>Edit: It’s also handy to see what your sleep cycles actually look like. Because in my case, they are totally not like that graph, which probably means something is wrong with me, idk.</p>http://www.mclame.com/post/390254665http://www.mclame.com/post/390254665Mon, 15 Feb 2010 00:44:00 -0500oh god am i really blogging about technology<p>I read it in my head as “yuh.” I know people mean it to say “yeah” but I like how it makes people sound retarded in my mind.</p>http://www.mclame.com/post/380960259http://www.mclame.com/post/380960259Tue, 09 Feb 2010 20:58:18 -0500<p><a href="http://anattemptatdecency.tumblr.com/post/380289970/im-never-not-awkward-when-ordering-at-starbucks">anattemptatdecency</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>hi! umm.. can i get a iced..grande..skinny vanilla latte, please?</p> <p>i feel like they’re like SPIT IT OUTTTTTTTTTTTT</p> </blockquote> <p>I can do a perfect impression of girls like you when they order and aren’t entirely sure what they want and just kinda slowly utter words that they hope will eventually will turn into a real drink when they get to the end of it.</p>http://www.mclame.com/post/380292087http://www.mclame.com/post/380292087Tue, 09 Feb 2010 13:28:16 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kxl2zslS4X1qzx8eeo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>AAAAAAAARGH FUCK THIS COLLEGE TOWN FOR NOT HAVING A DENNY’S TODAY</p>http://www.mclame.com/post/380181936http://www.mclame.com/post/380181936Tue, 09 Feb 2010 11:55:03 -0500