mclame thompson

I really hope that during my job interview this morning that they don’t mistake my wrinkly clothes for not caring about the interview. I’m just bad at laundry, I swear.

Last minute Halloween costume: yellow shirt and black duct tape. Voila.

Note to self: It is not called a Passion Tit Lemonade. And yes, everyone heard you scream it out.

This was intentionally creepy. Did we succeed?

oh god I can’t get the coffee smell out of my hands

I just submitted a video for this. Fingers crossed. (ha)

Jetson’s back! (just FYI he totally got an erection in this pic, thank god you can’t see)

GPOYW: Miley Cyrus edition

Made another fake Craigslist ad. Those are all real acronyms I found online. I dare you to decode it.

I swear to god I just went on a date with Jackie Earle Haley circa 30 years ago, plus about 30 pounds. Another perfect example of someone’s online picture not matching their real life counterpart. Whatever, at least I got free frozen yogurt out of it.

Allison Janney’s character was one of the best parts in Away We Go. John and Maya were cute, too.

Oh, Tallahassee!

Peg, I’ve decided I’m going to automatically like every post you make about your mom.

SUCK IT BABYSITTER’S CLUB.

oh hey Arrested Development reference.

GPOYW: Former magazine cover model edition

Hahahaha I love that I still have this